hank35's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 512 (From 92 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,125 Points

RoboJesus: Kill Tests

Get even Unlocked 2/22/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get nostalgic Unlocked 2/22/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get over it Unlocked 2/22/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get raped Unlocked 2/22/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get real Unlocked 2/22/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get some balls Unlocked 2/22/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get a death Unlocked 7/31/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get help Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/8 (55/60 points)

S.O.P.A. got fingered

BLOCKED Unlocked 8/16/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get Fingered! Unlocked 8/16/12
5 Points
Play the FGF game.
FUCK S.O.P.A.! Unlocked 8/16/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)

Shark Lifting 2

Caribbean Reef Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
5 Points
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
First Flight Unlocked 11/7/15
5 Points
Your very first flight!
First Ride Unlocked 11/7/15
5 Points
Your very first ride!
Nurse Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
5 Points
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Porbeagle Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
5 Points
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Sandbar Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
5 Points
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Bignose Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
10 Points
Lift a Bignose Shark
Getting Famous Unlocked 11/7/15
10 Points
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Goblin Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
10 Points
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Shortfin Mako Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
10 Points
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Silvertip Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
10 Points
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Blue Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
25 Points
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lemon Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
25 Points
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Salmon Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
25 Points
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Sand Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
25 Points
Lift a Sand Shark!
Bigeye Thresher Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
50 Points
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Bluntnose Sixgill Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
50 Points
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Bull Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
50 Points
Lift a Bull Shark!
Copper Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
50 Points
Lift a Copper Shark
Dusky Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
50 Points
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Hammerhead Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
50 Points
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Pacific Sleeper Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
50 Points
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Silky Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
50 Points
Lift a Silky Shark!
Basking Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
100 Points
Lift a Basking Shark!
Great Hammerhead Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
100 Points
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Great White Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
100 Points
Lift a Great White Shark!
Greenland Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
100 Points
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Longfin Mako Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
100 Points
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Megalodon Unlocked 11/7/15
100 Points
Lift a Megalodon!
Tiger Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
100 Points
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Whale Shark Unlocked 11/7/15
100 Points
Lift a Whale Shark!
Perfect Crab Quiz 50 Points Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Hero Power 100 Points Finish the game on brutal difficulty!

Medals Earned: 31/33 (1,380/1,530 points)

Slender 2D

First page Unlocked 9/21/12
5 Points
First page found
He See You Unlocked 9/21/12
5 Points
He See You
He's Got You Unlocked 9/21/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Third page 10 Points Third page
Sixth page 25 Points Sixth page
Win? 50 Points 8 pages collected
I have to pee Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)

Smashing Slots : PDS

Smashing! Unlocked 7/31/12
100 Points
Destroy the world.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Centerpieces Unlocked 3/8/18
5 Points
A Nice Center Smash
Easy Fiver Unlocked 3/8/18
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 3/8/18
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Quickie Unlocked 3/8/18
10 Points
Far Left Hit
Beyond Words 5 Points Cut Off a Conversation
Droppin' Ten 5 Points Ten Crush-Hugs
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/290 points)

Stealing the Diamond

Aggressive Ending Unlocked 4/13/12
50 Points
Win the aggressive way
Epic Ending Unlocked 4/12/12
50 Points
Win the epic way
Undetected Ending Unlocked 4/12/12
50 Points
Win the undetected way
BUNP 5 Points I TOLD you dog!
It's a Joke Guys 5 Points I did it on purpose...
01100010 10 Points 6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Like a D6 10 Points Lose 6 points
Failtastic 50 Points Fail 55 times
Fail Champion 100 Points Watch all 40 unique fails
Obscure Medal 100 Points You know you want this medal
tldr Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)

StickMan Sam 10

First sprint Unlocked 8/20/12
5 Points
Reach first checkpoint
Shiny money Unlocked 8/20/12
10 Points
Collect 10 coins
Pocket change Unlocked 8/20/12
25 Points
Collect 20 coins
Half marathon 25 Points Reach first half of all checkpoints
Champion 50 Points Reach all checkpoints
Piggy bank is happy 50 Points Collect half of all coins
Coin shower 100 Points Collect all coins
Impossible is possible 100 Points Reach all checkpoints in a single run

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)

Stranger Danger Game

Fondled! Unlocked 8/15/12
5 Points
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Oney 5 Points Stranger Danger commercial!
Sweet Tooth 10 Points Never take candy from strangers!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

Super Norris Advance

BALLS OF FIRE Unlocked 5/23/12
5 Points
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Button Test Unlocked 5/23/12
5 Points
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Leftorioum Unlocked 5/23/12
5 Points
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Pit Faller Unlocked 5/23/12
5 Points
Fall into a hole.
Texas Ranger Unlocked 5/23/12
5 Points
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Derp 5 Points Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Peacekeeper 10 Points Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Death Comes Swiftly Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defening Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/9 (25/60 points)